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Furry Claws & Slimy Scales - notyouranswer - All For The Game - Nora Sakavic [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 15/15
Fandom: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard
Characters: Neil Josten, Andrew Minyard, The Foxes | Palmetto State Foxes Member(s) (All For The Game), Riko Moriyama, Nathan Wesninski
Additional Tags: siren!Neil, mermaid, werewolf!Andrew, Shapeshifter!Kevin, Pirates, Alternate Universe - Magic, The Foxes are pirates, the boys are cursed, Violence warning similar to canon, Most of it is silly and soft like me, Found Family, RBB
Summary:

Neil inherited the ability to shift between siren and human from his mother, but a curse left him siren during the day and human at night. After fleeing from his father, he spent years traveling from place to place. One day, a group of pirates lands on his island and he finds himself face-to-face with a monster that, like him, has a human form. Agreeing to join the crew, Neil sets off on an adventure to break his curse.

@doodlingstuff @morgenti @aftgreverse

Source: archiveofourown.org

Pinned Post what a ride this took forever and changed so many times but I’m happy with it reverse big bang 2023 My fic ao3 andreil Andrew Minyard Neil Josten The Foxhole Court tfc all for the game aftg Furry Claws and Slimy Scales

inimoose

to-draw-time

All i wish for 2024 is every creator to start that project they’ve been thinking about, write those fics they have been planning, make messy art, and to have as little burnout as possible.

wuzeio

downtime shopping!

aka allison making neil hold her chanel purse (which he couldnot even begin to comprehend how much it costs ) While she picks out 900 pieces of clothing for our sweet boy neil who wears jorts and a PSU rubber wristband and another silly math shirt

aftg all for the game neil josten allison reynolds tfc the foxhole court

kalgalen

satanasaeternus

Bones and Botany - E. Moss

anthropologist-on-the-loose

mostly-funnytwittertweets

maniculum

I think if you said that to the medieval artist they’d just go, “oh good you understand my vision”.

Like… that’s 100% what they’re going for. Does the tweeter think it looks like that by accident?

maniculum

I apologize, but I'm taking this as an excuse to infodump just a little. I am excited to tell you a number of things.

First, it is genuinely medieval; that's a pilgrim badge. This particular photo may actually be a replica of the original -- I'm not sure -- but it's a medieval design.

Second, it's definitely supposed to be a vagina. It might also represent Jesus's side wound, but it's primarily a vagina. We know this because the "anthropomorphic vagina" thing is a recurring motif in pilgrim badges and a lot of those badges also have dicks, a context which I think makes the intent clear. (And, of course, there are plenty of badges that are just dicks.)

Third, nobody is exactly sure why this is a thing, but there is some ongoing academic debate on the subject. I've seen arguments for different theories, including:

some kind of apotropaic function
medieval hookup culture
funy

Fourth, two badges have been found with this design, and it has developed a colloquial name -- here's an excerpt from an M.A. thesis by Lena Mackenzie Gimbel that mentions it. (I was just doing a quick check through the library catalog to make sure I could verify this was a real design, and then I found this source and had to show y'all the screenshot.)

A brief excerpt from a paper in which the design in question is referred to as "Pussy Goes A-Hunting"

I love the Middle Ages, and so much of it is just objectively friggin' goofy. Also I will be referring to kings as "god's favorite munchkins" in future, thank you.

hollyevolving

Reminder that the characters in the Canterbury Tales - some of the raunchiest stories available in any age - are religious pilgrims.

Medieval pilgrims were, at least some of the time, horny as fuck.

mortalityplays

I did a work exchange at a museum in the netherlands for a bit when I was 16, and they had a whole cabinet in one of the stable storage rooms just dedicated to drawers and drawers of pilgrim badges shaped like dicks. big dicks, small dicks, fat dicks, skinny dicks, dicks in hats, regal dicks, dicks disguised as birds, dicks disguised as beasts, dicks disguised as pilgrims, ornate dicks, crude dicks. the curator who showed me around was so defeated like "we have no idea what to do with them all. people keep finding them and sending them to us. every time someone digs up a water main they find another dick badge. we have so many already."

wangothy

puppygirl-hornyposting2

hamrikaa

New year, new obsession 🦊

I'm glad I looked past the first sentences of aftg, which really made me want to just close the book and never open it again. After a while, I somehow fell in love with that mess 💓

No specific scene or anything, just thought about how I imagine Andrew, Aaron and Kevin could look like (kind of at least)

aftg andrew minyard aaron minyard kevin day all for the game the foxhole court tfc

defractum

thesungod

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

vitaecryptid

bispy2533

one of my favorite things about listening to music is at the end of the song when you hear the musician laugh or talk to other people it's like they switch from some ethereal being back into a person

oddgreyhound

This was supposed to be for the 2023 aftg big bang, but the author of the accompanying story had some trouble crop up irl, so i’ve been waiting for them to finish so i could show it off..

Alas, trouble seems to still be brewing, so i’ve decided to show it off after all since i’m honestly quite proud of it.

So have a smoke-jumper Andrew (iirc) looking out over the area he’s keeping track of.

I honestly had kind of a hellish time getting this to look right, but i’m very happy with where it ended up lol

andrew minyard all for the game aftg tfc the foxhole court

zoe-bug

midnightseal

big believer that writing doesn't always have to be writing. sometimes writing is going for a walk. sometimes writing is rehearsing your characters' dialogue in the shower. sometimes writing is putting a song on loop and staring at the carpet. sometimes you need to hang out with your story instead of writing it

vitaecryptid

dearestloveliestdarcy

katriniac

Did I watch this several times?

Yes.

Did I giggle every time?

Also yes.

sensicalabsurdities

This is a masterpiece. I don’t think you need to have even read or watched Pride and Prejudice to appreciate this, though of course if you actually know Pride and Prejudice this goes from funny to hysterical.

vid pride and prejudice

lots-of-little-pink-clouds

ayeforscotland

Many of you might be unaware but if you’re a transphobe there’s a 98.7% chance that your brain is replaced with mushy peas within the first five years.

mitzo

If you do x-rays that many times you will fucking die

yuri-alexseygaybitch

TERFs after x-raying themselves every time they have a drink to make sure there's no penises around

lots-of-little-pink-clouds

world-heritage-posts:
“looseboot:
“ tchaikovskaya:
“ ghostjulie:
“ weaver-z:
“ weaver-z:
“Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle
”
The reading comprehension on this website……….
”
i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️...

lots-of-little-pink-clouds

spatscolombo-deactivated2022030

How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?

tehri

#where's the fic where bilbo returns with thorin in tow and no one bats an eye#like#'he married a dwarf did he? well he always was an odd fellow'#'good day to you master dwarf how's your husband?'#and thorin is just ?????#'how do they know i'm courting him? did he show them the mithril shirt?'#just give me all the hilarious culture clashes ok

@finegoddamnit how dare you hide this in the tags

nevertheless-moving

so that whole time merry, pippin, sam, and frodo are gone the whole shire is losing their minds arguing over who married who.

tolkien lotr the hobbit

dshr-art

andreil aftg all for the game andrew minyard neil josten the foxhole court tfc

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Furry Claws & Slimy Scales - notyouranswer - All For The Game - Nora Sakavic [Archive of Our Own]